Cry Baby

A fan of Melanie Martinez. The name is from her debut album CryBaby. The CryBaby's are usually obsessed with Melanie and don't like her song PlayDate

girl1: Omg are you listen Melanie Martinez?
girl2: yeah i'm a Cry Baby
girl1: me too
girl2:omg what's your fav somg from her? mine is Mad Hatter
girl1: mine is probably Soap or Cake
girl3: mine is PlayDate
girl2&girl1 at the same time: fake Cry Baby

by strwberryshrtcake April 17, 2021

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

cry about it cracker

A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.

"Bro, what's your problem, I didn't do shit"
"cry about it cracker"

by SilverBronze July 23, 2023

Cry Cultist

A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.

These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)

These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,

Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"

A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"

(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)

"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)

(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")

by BlitzBerries July 27, 2023

Crying, Sadness, Pain and Despair

The feelings you get when entering a classroom after a holiday or the summer break. When you feel lost and out of touch after realizing you don't know who your friends really are since you don't hang out much with them. Also this sentence describes the feeling you get when you don't crave any physical touch but are forced to let your family kiss or hug you to not ruin everyone's mood. This is an everyday feeling that won't go away <3

How do you feel? "Crying, sadness, pain and despair"

by Don'tTouchMePlease April 15, 2023

Romantic Cry

Crying under a romantic colour light

Romantic cryunder a light that is set to purple

by AkimaXung February 15, 2024