Tri-corned

To be intoxicated by marijuana, nicotine, and alcohol all at the same time. To be fucked (up) three ways.

I got tri-corned as fuck last night and cannot remember a damned, fucking thing.

by Duncan of the Idahos October 28, 2021

Corn Maven

The wielder of the corn, who is responsible for dishing the corn out at family dinners/gatherings. Often associated with the act of yelling "Corn!" spontaneously so as to raise awareness of the product they are peddling.

You fucking dumbfuck, you fucked the Corn Maven's wife right before he passed out the corn! Now you're never gonna get corn again!

by Carlton Grüberschmott August 02, 2020

Crackin corn

When you push out a massive fart and you blow a corn kernel across the room.

It was Jimmy's crackin corn that blinded his poor dog Rex.

by jmcycle August 29, 2017

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 03, 2014

Corn shit

The kind of shit where you eat corn on the cob and it doesn’t digest correctly therefore the corn pieces show up in the shit when you shit.

Oh no I have a Corn shit

by Cryxal_Rxses June 13, 2022

corn on the KOBB

A phrase commonly used to describe the OTP known as Knock Out x Bumblebee in the Transformers - Prime series. The utter mention of its name causes fangirls to scream with joy.

I love corn on the cob, but not nearly as much as corn on the KOBB.

by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

Corn palace

Another way to say butt or ass. This is more commonly used in reference to a woman's ass than a man's ass. It plays off the common knowledge that corn often survives the trip through the human digestive tract.

Jason: "Sarah is sure lookin' hot."
Tom: "She is, but my favorite thing about her is her tight little corn palace."

by Huge Assman November 02, 2017