closet buddy

One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet

Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me

by angrypod147 January 26, 2019

closeted introvert

A person who defines themselves as an introvert but everyone views them as an extrovert or, a person who hates socialising but does it anyways for reasons like people pleasing or social anxiety

Them: you’re such an extrovert you talk to so many people
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser

Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert

by oops it’s spooks September 29, 2021

In the closet syndrome

When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused

Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.

by Jaxonisgae June 20, 2022

closet rapper

Name taken by a person that hides their rap abilities from people they know for personal reasons which would include doubt in their own talent, fear of negative criticism or the belief that they could become part of a social minority in their community.

I was a closet rapper for most of my 20’s because “insert reason here”

Did you know there’s a closet rapper living in this neighbourhood?

by RealMsgR December 7, 2024

Moldy closet

A dirty crotch

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023

Closet Achiever

Closet Achiever - Overachiever on the down-low.

Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score

by Passingscore May 6, 2019

In the closet

A person hiding there sexuality

guy: hey wanna make out?
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...

by gaycrow May 3, 2022