hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchus u can give them anal also would like u good house nazi bin truck
by cancer mlg shittywok snoop dog October 20, 2018

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial
by anonymous August 6, 2022

Cancer's are very amazing people and are very sweet. They are some of the best in bed and best kissers. Cancer's also need their own space to breathe and think.
by Tay19 October 16, 2020

by Momo72097 April 23, 2024

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...
by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018
