blowchode

When you give head to a chode ( small fat dick)

Ugh i gavea blowchode lastnight

by bxrbiexo April 3, 2015

blow my guts out

violent, explosive diarrhea

That bad Chinese takeout we ate last night made me blow my guts out. My roommate could totally hear me over Call of Duty.

Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.

by Ms. Awful May 18, 2015

Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...

Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."

by Milly5 November 10, 2015

blow gravy

Sudden explosive diarrhea, that may or may not have chunks in it.

"That General Two didn't settle right and I totally had to blow gravy when I got home!"

by Swio March 28, 2016

blowdump

When your partner gives oral sex while your emptying your bowls.

When Alice comes home from work there is nothing more that Ja-Mae likes than a blowjob while having a dump(blowdump)

by Ja-mae May 15, 2016

Blow off some numbers

Brainstorm the numeric value of quantification as a method of relaxation and ascending to a higher state of emotional stability in the workplace.

In Jack in the Box, we used to blow off some numbers at least once per week. Here we are, all VPs now.

by ef_ July 27, 2016

blowdab

When you get a blow job but when you cum the girl dabs.

I got the best blowdab yesterday!

by blowdab January 4, 2017