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people who are puttin there own opions on this site
by Matt November 1, 2006
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Lady Bug Rape

To force a lady bug to unwillingly crawl on your finger in order to get good luck.
Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON

Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.
by Mike Wozousky February 15, 2010
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Bug Eyed Bitch

Means a person whose so ugly and so assinine that the person who they are talking to imagines that their eye's would just pop out off their head and walk off.

Commonly only used as an insult.
"Look at that bug eyed bitch!"

"In all honesty, i don't give a shit
what you're saying, because simply,
your a bug eyed bitch."
by Zero From #RRR March 7, 2009
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cute as a bug's ear

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.
daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no
by Petra! August 30, 2005
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Numb Little Bug

Based off the song by Em Beihold, someone described as a “Numb Little Bug” is someone who really isn’t feeling happy or sad. They just feel dissociated from life, and distant from others. They don’t really want to do anything, but most of the time no one really listens to them. If someone says they feel that way, check in them, and make plans with them!
Person 1: Hey, how have you been? No one has heard from you lately, and we are getting concerned.

Person 2: Yea, I’ve just felt like a numb little bug, that’s all.

Person 1: I’m sorry you feel that way. Do you want to out to lunch tomorrow and just hang out? Maybe getting outside will help.

Person 2: Sure, thanks for helping.
by izzybee140 June 18, 2022
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Doo Doo Bug

A man of many talents, hes great at using his big lips to suck toes, Has been edging for seven years, has a record of 37 upper deckers in one house. he always has a soft spot for Hayes H and his massive shcmeat. Doo Doo Bug is a great friend but also a pedophile he likes to flirt with younger women. And also is "slangin"
Hayes: " Doo Doo bugs lips sucked the soul out my toes"
by Tim Hoerton October 30, 2023
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boston bug splat

A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.
Damn Sarah looks pissed, did someone give her a Boston Bug Splat at last nights game?
by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020
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