The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.
"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."
by majic mike May 23, 2025
Get the British Poundmug. by tbh i cba fr mate September 18, 2019
Get the british slagmug. The act of making brutal love to a person with red hair so incredibly aggressively that their hair turns white
“Did you root that ranga from the club last night”
“Yeah bro I even gave her the The British Tye Dye”
“Yeah bro I even gave her the The British Tye Dye”
by The Unofficial President August 6, 2024
Get the The British Tye Dyemug. The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the last, technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that could hardly utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile. Then the english just takes that for their own & denigrate them. They honestly can't help it.
It's the english (at it's core) impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, make faces, snarl & grunt, as if THAT would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the last, technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that could hardly utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile. Then the english just takes that for their own & denigrate them. They honestly can't help it.
It's the english (at it's core) impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, make faces, snarl & grunt, as if THAT would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
Wow! I would've believed the shaming news from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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Next on bbc:
OOoooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Do not believe anything in that accent on ANY media.
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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Next on bbc:
OOoooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Do not believe anything in that accent on ANY media.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 3, 2022
Get the british accentmug. 1: Shut your gob, 'fore I give you a British Insult!
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.
by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
Get the British Insultmug. "You have just been britished."
by Salsa_aslas August 9, 2023
Get the Britishedmug. ✿ | 26 October
✿ | the day where everyone speaks in their best, fanciest British accent. even if it's mockery or inaccurate, who cares? let's appreciate our brits!
✿ | little conversational example:
✿ | the day where everyone speaks in their best, fanciest British accent. even if it's mockery or inaccurate, who cares? let's appreciate our brits!
✿ | little conversational example:
“How do you celebrate international British accent day?”
“By making a British accent, duh!”
“How do you make the accent?”
“Google is exis’ing very fine, ol’ chap, I can’t be your Google forever...”
“Oh! I see”
“By making a British accent, duh!”
“How do you make the accent?”
“Google is exis’ing very fine, ol’ chap, I can’t be your Google forever...”
“Oh! I see”
by diinosaurr_ October 25, 2023
Get the international British accent daymug.