no-boarding

(verb) while snowboarding, getting stuck on a particularly flat part of a run because you don't have enough speed or wipe out, thus eliminating any forwards motion. Because snowboarding requires some sort of downwards slope to keep moving, you will most probably be forced to un-bind. It is very annoying, and happens commonly to beginner snowboarders that are not yet practiced enough to take steeper runs, and so are forced to take runs that are meant to be 'easy', but in their flatness are really only easy for skiers.

Dude, don't take that run I just did. It's so flat, all you'll do is no-board.

Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...

by Anonosity May 14, 2011

drinking under the dart board

A fugly woman. minger

Man, look at that one there, she's definitly been drinking under the dart board!

by Twotonetom April 20, 2005

Kansas State School Board

Ignorant savages who not only embrace supernatural figures, but who have also determined their youth to become walking retards by limiting their education to the Bible. What a disgrace to science and the human intellect!

Kansas State School Board 1999.

by not an ignoranus July 19, 2010

WATER BOARDING

when you slick up his entire front side with lube and then take a running slide at him aiming to ride that dick

"i tried to water board jason last night but i missed and broke my nose on the wall"
"wtf is water boarding?"

by <3<3gee<3<3 October 8, 2019

baker bogard

He is one of a kind. He is the most popular kid in school. Maybe a band kid. Athletic in many sports. He is very handsome. A ladies man. He always goes after the unexpected people. He becomes friends with everyone. Despite what u see it’s what u find. He always makes you smile even if in the darkest time. He cares for you even if he doesn’t show it. And he is always a goofball.

Baker bogard is very unexpected.

by Bandgoofball June 24, 2019

blogarazzi

Plural noun: bloggers who flock to a news story or event the way paparazzi flock to celebrities.

To the delight of the blogarazzi, there are new allegations that the government misled the public about the extent of its warrantless wiretapping program.

by Jeremy Telman February 21, 2008

Boardin'

Fornication (normally in a bed with box springs and boards) in a non-commital relationship.

"Man, you left early. Did you get some boardin' in?"

by Kyme Urban January 4, 2010