Dragon Boating

Placing your testicals on a persons face who is lying down and placing your hands on their needs behind you, then proceeding to deficate whilst dragging your testicals down their face and body with a rowing motion

I was with a girl/guy last night and they let me go dragon boating on them

by Dj Poor Ox January 23, 2021

On Ya Boat

When you want someone to go away, and both of you are caught in a flood.

Person 1: "We need bread."
Person 2: "Alright, on ya boat then!"

by scottyftw January 24, 2011

head boating

When a guy take's the back of his head and puts it in between a pair of nice boobs and shakes it back and forth!

Mike leaned back and found him head boating in between Danielle's boobs for no apparent reason accept for the fact that jam house 3 accepted this behavior!

by M/G May 31, 2014

John-boat

Slang word for "penis" popular in Ukraine with Americans.

Look at Marcus! Just walking down the street with his John-boat hangin' out.

by Southern Belle 09 April 2, 2009

boat man

Someone who keeps to themselves and look like a they could sail a boat. A man of few words. (Could be a woman who knows these days)

Captain k’nuckles is THE boat man.

by Boat_mans_daughter December 3, 2019

Unsalted Boat

A Female whom which has never experienced sexual intercourse with a male. i.e a virgin.

"Caitlin has never had seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally unsalted."

A guy referring to a female: "Man I wanna wheel that unsalted boat, She'd be a challenge to get into bed."

by Heather and Caitlin January 20, 2011

boat anker

when a motor does not run or runs horribly, it's called a boat anker because all it's worth is its weight in metal.

my car motor wont start even after it was completely rebuilt, well i guess you've got a boat anker!

by r/c_flyer April 15, 2011