A pre-planned spontaneous minstrel show in which priviliged white twenty-somethings appear in a public place and dance an over-wrought caricature of how they mistakenly believe colored people danced back when it was still acceptable to call them "colored."
White kid: "We're blues crashing the MLK memorial tomorrow!" *rubs crotch uncomfortably against his friend's younger sister's thigh*
Old black guy: *facepalm*
Old black guy: *facepalm*
by Ballbombast April 26, 2013
Get the blues crashingmug. the most beautiful animal around, it's a cattle with mass-muscle buffs, these were naturally developed since birth.
by andersmusician February 1, 2009
Get the belgian bluemug. Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."
by B-money and J-sexy. October 3, 2008
Get the The Blue Squeezemug. The female version of blue balls. The female clitoris swells due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm by their partner. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by sexual intercourse or flicking the bean.
Seriously Matt is the worst. He’s always giving me blue bean, but is mad when I give him blue balls. I wish he would just finish me already.
by Macaroni with the pot May 20, 2021
Get the Blue Beanmug. I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.
When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.
Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018
Get the blues hammermug. When your sexual partner pinches the bottom of your penis at the scrotum, closing off the urethra right before an orgasm.
by Evil Ozzy October 12, 2018
Get the Blue Canoemug. One who wears a blue-tooth ear piece at all times, even when they're not using a phone or it is inappropriate to use a phone, (i.e. movies, restaurant, car) simply to have the appearance of being sophisticated and trendy.
by Jack Gagnon June 9, 2007
Get the blue-toolmug.