took the biscuit

to die by choice of euthanasia

jenny's dad "took the biscuit" last year

by nebiru100 January 3, 2012

Crotch Biscuit

Noun. Synonym for a feminine napkin

“Mikey, will you go get mommy a crotch biscuit?”

by Cbusta September 30, 2018

Snatch Biscuit

A word to describe a gross and smelly pootytang.

She had such a nasty snatch biscuit we had to fill the room with the smell of perfume to cover up the smell of fish!

by Your Mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 2, 2009

Biscuit foot

A penguin footed, clumsy, sloppy, rude and sarcastic person.

Girl1- ugh! That bitch was rude.
Girl2- yeah and she walks funny.
Girl1- biscuit footed bitch.

by LinkMaximus October 9, 2014

Fanny Biscuit

Much like the word fanny bandit which refers to people taking it up the ass, or giving it to some one up the ass in a homosexual way, a fanny biscuit is a fanny bandit but that person is much more lame.

yo amir is out there telling some corny jokes to nabil and acting like a tool, man what a fucking fanny biscuit.

by TheRussianBear August 21, 2007

bottom biscuits

The unpleasant, fleshy goo spilling out from under the backside of short shorts that is reminiscent of uncooked biscuit dough. None but the most gruesome of perverts find this look sexy.

Did you see that woman in short shorts? More of her booty was exposed than covered by them. Her bottom biscuits hadn't even made it to medium rare! I shall never be erect again.

by MooseMousse November 13, 2012

C biscuit

This word is used in an attempt to "be professional" about calling someone a cunt.

She just lied about me; she's such a C biscuit.

by Podacy January 23, 2009