The Blender

First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.

Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!

by Ben Bordanaro and Nate Bell (Edited by Giorgio, Steve, Yuri and Dan) April 20, 2005

Brenden

An all-around bad person, self absorbed piece of poop that likes to view urban dictionary definitions of himself.

Brenden is a cunt

by Brenden is bad October 12, 2019

Bender

To double-cross someone and date a friend's ex right on the rebound.

Johnny did a bender on scott a day after scott confessed to johnny he and lisa just broke up...

by Lilli Safranski March 20, 2008

blender

Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender

*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...

by AGunZFan July 8, 2005

blender

a party with lots-o-booze

"hey, you goin to the blender on new years?"

by chanel aim: drunk sincerityx December 9, 2004

brenden barker

A mother fucker that shlobs on knobs with no regrets. Extreamley proud of his feminim faggot ass nature. Bends over for amputee nigger midgets and likes to get ass fucked by garrafs.

Brenden Barker is a Brenden barker.

by Wasabisnapeas May 24, 2016

brenden

he a bitch, and a nazi

damn is brenden really watching WWII videos again?!

by Serrachi January 17, 2018