badgett

A particularly hairy butt-hole.

Dude me and sarah totally almost had sex until i realized she had a pretty serious badgett on her hands.

by chupovich November 13, 2009

Honey Badger

A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach

Milfs, Pumas, Cougars, Dinosaurs, Honey Badger

by Young Roach August 7, 2012

badger

the coolest people you will ever meet.
they enjoy screaming BADGER everywhere they go.
they like to party and drink pomegrantie drinks.
they love each other longgg timmee. =
Their lives revolve around badgers.

badga
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britbadge.
malbadge.
kenbadge.

Those badgers (^^^) are amazing. LT.

badgersuniteforlife.!

by brittany starr badger May 6, 2008

badge in the post

Used sarcastically, normally as a congratulation for someone achieving something diabolically simple, or for grasping the absolute and complete obvious. It's origins are based on any organisation that, in the absence of better ideas, or prizes of any real value, would give a cheaply manufactured metal badge as a token reward.

Paul A. Sheehan: "Look! I just uploaded a JPEG to your hosting using FTP!"

Ash & Doug : "Well done Paul, Badge in the Post."

by Nuciphaal January 14, 2005

badger shagger

not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation

f*ck you, badger shagger

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

badger's snout

A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks

"Hey girls, check out the badger's snout on that gimp"

by Stejay March 12, 2007

badgeridoo

(noun) A human exhibiting badgerlike qualities.

A two tone head, a fierce warning growl and a hairy back are all features of the breed.

"My husband refuses to share food and makes stange noises at night, I fear he might be a badgeridoo"

by Harry Sargent May 19, 2008