Blake Beaver

(noun) 1. A star
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"

"Blake Beaver, you'll never be a dancer, or a singer!"
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."

by ImGonnaBeAStarMomma December 6, 2006

extreme beaver

n A person who is very good at nearly every extreme sport, they also look strikinly like a beaver.

Wow that buck-toothed kid who just pulled out a 900 is such an extreme beaver.

by C. J. Loftus April 16, 2007

skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

by CW Lang June 23, 2005

beaver believer

A individual with serious (sometimes fatal) psychiatric problems. Usually stems from a delusion that winning the pac-10 is possible. Almost always requires intensive medication and weekly medical intervention.

Hey Dawggg!! da beav just beat Montana Tech this is gonna be our year!! ... I'm a beaver believer!!

by Joe.long222 December 16, 2007

Giant Beaver

A beaver that grew too big to be called an almost-giant beaver, beaver or small beaver.

Student: ROFLMAO WTF its a giant beaver!!!!!
Teacher: I know, I put it there
Student2: WTF WTF WTFFFFFFFFFF! A small beaver
Teacher: WTFFFFFFFFFF argh!! That beaver is not wearing clothes
Student: ...

by UBERWAZU January 15, 2006

Beaver Tail

A poop so big it not only looks like a beaver's tail, but it acts like a dam in your toilet

Norman! You did it again. You plugged up the toilet with that beaver tail!

by D-brown May 19, 2020

beaver-owl

Someone who is outrageously ugly, so ugly you cannot liken them to anything else.

' I dont care if Andy was that pissed, there's no way he should have shagged THAT beaver-owl! '

by WeeFace May 16, 2008