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toss a beat

To mastubate, beat off, jack off, beat the bishop, rub one out and so on
After I saw those two girl's I had to go to the shitter so I could toss a beat.
by Dave buttox May 18, 2004
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Beat-up

A news story that has been written in such a way to make it appear more dramatic or sensational than it actually is.

Typically accompanied by an attention-grabbing headline.
That story of a man giving birth was a beat-up.
by _Steve March 18, 2009
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beat it and skeet

The act of fucking someone but have no intentions of a relationship
Paul only used ole girl to beat it and skeet.
by 😎🅿️💦 January 4, 2017
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kill the beat

To have rythm with or dance along to a beat
Yo that bboy just killed that beat
He can totally kill the beat
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lob beats

for a member of the male gender to give himself pleasure to the point of orgasm; whereby his 'beats' are 'lobbed'.
Smaug the Hawg is known to lob beats from time to time.
by jabe February 15, 2005
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Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion
No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.
by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009
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beat sex

The simple act of putting one's phone speaker, into one's vagina, playing dubstep (or glitch step your choice), at full volume and letting the vibrations please them.
"Dude! Have you heard? Emily had beat sex in the school's bath room?!"
by L3xis April 24, 2016
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