if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

by flieww February 11, 2018

Not to be rude but

A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence indicating the person really IS about to be rude.

"Not to be rude but" those pants make your ass look fat.

by Thisnametaken September 26, 2008

It really do be like that sometimes

A catchphrase made famous by the Dr. Phil m&m, typically spoken in a fake Italian accent. Very therapeutic as it can be used to describe any situation.

Man, my girl ghosted me and told me she needed some time to herself, turns out she been cheating on me all along

“Damn, it really do be like that sometimes”

by Colder October 1, 2018

Let's just be friend's

A comment mainly said by women but can also be used by men. Meaning the person you are wanting to be in a relationship with is not ready and or doesn't like you in that way. Such as;

You: I like you, please will you be my insert partner
Them: oh sorry I think we should just be friend's

Sometimes it can be ment in a mean way so people often misunderstand the use of this phrase. But it will mostly be used as a way for a person to be let down without trying to hurt their feelings. Because if it's sincere then a person likes you but maybe not in the way you interpreted it. So what it means;

You: I want to go out with you
Them: let's just be friend's

What it actually means:

You: I have emotion
Them: right now is not a good time
Or

Them: I'm sorry I don't like you in that way

Or

Them: we have clashing personalities so I don't think we would work well being together
Or

Them: I love someone else and am waiting for them
Or

Them: Your my friend I don't want to affect our friendship.

by NeonDetonation May 20, 2019

In this world its KILL or BE KILLED

A catchphrase Flowey says.

"In this world its KILL or BE KILLED. Why would anyone pass up an opportunity like this?"

by Jurta February 22, 2017

Darwin please be right

An exclamation, usually uttered after meeting a person who is stupid to the point that any reproduction on his or her part would mess up the gene pool horribly.

After meeting that ignoranus, I whispered, "Darwin please be right".

by T2master November 14, 2007

cant be fucked

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.

"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."

by Diego July 8, 2003