Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm

It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.

by Hondipo January 24, 2019

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lacrosse ball

The first ever weapon of mass-destruction. Used as a catalyst for winning lacrosse games, but when it's not tearing through the corners of a goal, can be a terribly destructive force that can break bones. Made out of pure rubber.

Little Tommy didn't know that when he threw his lacrosse ball, that it would fly out of his stick and smash a Ferrari, a window, then a lamp, next a television set, and then finally a man's femur.

by Rollencoaster April 20, 2014

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Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.

" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."

by Archibald M.W. Pinchback April 20, 2012

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Lemmy's balls

A meme that's been around since Lemmy was introduced to Mario Maker 2. A YouTuber named Smashy then used it as a pun in his Mythbuster series. Lemmy's thrown balls are literally indestructible, not even Yoshi can eat them. Its only weakness is a fucking wall.

A: Hey, you see that Lemmy over there?
B: Yeah, let's touch Lemmy's balls haha.
A: Good idea.

by CreepyGlider February 9, 2021

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