The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.
Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!
by Canadianfkr December 30, 2016
A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)
After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.
After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.
by wo1v3r1n3 February 24, 2012
Hym "No... No. The camera ain't pointing in the wrong direction! It ain't the sun! Get the fuck out of here with that spy balloon shit you fucking bum!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
When you blow into a woman’s vagina and fill up her gut with air making it almost look like a small balloon is in her gut.
Guy 1: hey bro guess what I did to my girlfriend last night
Guy 2: what’d you do?
Guy 1: we did some ballooning dude, she looked pregnant after the 3rd time.
Guy 2: what’d you do?
Guy 1: we did some ballooning dude, she looked pregnant after the 3rd time.
by Biggie cheeze February 22, 2021
by Anthony Dirty Sanchez February 23, 2010
A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.
by 7pubes October 13, 2022
I texted her she looked fat instead of fine
I ballooned her
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
I ballooned her
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
by el payne April 25, 2019