Bacon Cupcake

When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter

Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.

Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!

by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009

bacon smack

When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.

"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*

by nytelyte October 26, 2010

vertical bacon

A womans vagina

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean

by hmmm bean March 11, 2009

bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008

muffin bacon

The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip

I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way

by BrandonAldo February 21, 2014

Bacon wings

Flappy puss wings

The only bacon that Islams can eat is bacon wings

by Hittler 405 October 24, 2017

Bacon's Rebellion

An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.

Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020