Bacon Cupcake

When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter

Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.

Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!

by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009

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vertical bacon

A womans vagina

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean

by hmmm bean March 11, 2009

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The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.

I'm no Butch Bacon, but I can hold my own.

by Guzey October 13, 2011

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Financial Bacon

It's like being in a pickle money-wise

Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(

by --PartyAllTheTime-- July 15, 2009

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Bacon Cowboy

A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.

Example:

Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.

by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 2, 2012

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Bacon trippin'

The mood somebody is put in when consuming bacon. Similar to taking ecstasy, but the side effects are a feeling of happiness and self contempt rather than additional energy.

Lauren has just eaten a bacon bagel...

Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'

by put a donk on it June 5, 2009

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