Oyster Bay

A destination? A way of life... a philosophy, if you will. But more to the point, that place in between a dream and waking up, what’s the scientific term for that? Oh yeah, Oyster Bay.

Back in 2018 I was in the middle of sweet little catamaran ride down the swells of Oyster Bay with my confidante Roberto Mucho (an Ivory smuggler/philanthropist...on the run from Interpol, something to do with Phil Collins. I didn’t ask) we were finishing the better half of a bottle of chassagne mantrachette when suddenly light of the moon danced across the surface of the sea and we both knew in that moment... only in Oyster Bay.

Oyster Bay by Roberto Mucho March 9, 2020

North Bay Boiler Maker 

Basically done by putting a mixture of Fentanyl and Speed into your partners vagina, and taking it to pound town. The resulting foamy residue is then collected and poured into a glass for consumption.

Nobody survives a North Bay Boiler maker.

North Bay Boiler Maker by Scrotie McNutterFuzz September 9, 2020

Glace Bay

The worst place on Earth, located on Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia.

guy 1: I was goin' to glace bay b'ye
guy 2: yeesh yer dirty b'ye
guy1: fuck you b'ye

Glace Bay by BIGGUYWHOISAWESOME February 1, 2021

east bay high school 

Shittiest school with the WORST sports teams and even worst administration

East bay high school was railed 115-0 last friday

east bay high school by I♡HotMoms September 8, 2021

green bay packers 

one of the best football teams ever, wear the green and gold on the frozen tundra of lambeau field

sorry Bears fans, you guys had your chance last year, but now, you'll be lucky to go .500, and to the person who said we wouldn't get 5 wins, we did, and you guys will be lucky if you do . . go on and keep trash talkign the packers, we all know its just because you wish you were us, and wish you had the .. THE .. greatest QB of all time, brett favre, instead of your wrecks glassman and brian griese

no example needed for the green bay packers, open a sports history book, see how many wins we have, how many titles we have, look at the newspaper .. we're 5 - 1 right now

green bay packers by Zellnerz November 9, 2007

green bay packered 

when you pack a bowl too much that it wont burn well

yo dude you green bay packered that shit

green bay packered by erek g September 19, 2006

Michael Bay

A director with an explosion fetish and the first human being to ruin Transformers for a generation.

Michael Bay is the living embodiment of butthole cancer.

Michael Bay by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017