first year fifty

The weight gain a first year graduate student puts on in his or her first year of studies. Similar to the freshman fifteen, the combination of late night "study breaks" and stress over finding an adviser and funding causes the student to put on some pounds.

"Hey Brian, did you see Karen at the football game?"

"Yeah, looks like she suffered the first year fifty at Stanford."

by Concered Student January 5, 2009

first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

by Obamagame June 30, 2023

anti first law

When you get to a picture with no comments, instead of saying 'first', you say -anti first law- to prevent others from saying 'first'.

Comments:

Russell Derpson: ‎-anti first law-
10 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: first!
8 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: dammit
2 seconds ago

by Rage Guy April 8, 2012

Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

by elhelmete November 10, 2006

love at first bite

1) When the victim falls in love with the vampire
2) What has happened to twi-hards/twilight fans

In my fictiontasy, Edward Cullen performed culleningus on me. It was love at first bite.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

first stroke

It's that amazing feeling you get when your shaft. Is pushed inside the warm wet mouth or pussy of your amazing partner!

The first stroke was so amazing I almost blew my load !

by Biz69 December 13, 2013

Eat The Crust First

The act of having gay sex.

You know lance? He eats the crust first.

by jimmu November 8, 2003