bum buzzard 

1. A bum buzzard is a derogatory term for a predatory homosexual man. Referring to how a buzzard would circle and swoop on it's 'prey' only in this instance the 'prey' being the bottom of another man.

2. General derogatory term used amongst male friends to imply homosexual tendencies.

1. " Check out that big guy over there, I'm telling you he's a fucking bum buzzard."

2. " Shut it and buy us a drink ya fucking bum buzzard."

bum buzzard by Joe 1968 April 7, 2008

bum blanket 

When one sits on anothers face

John gave Alister a great bum blanket

bum blanket by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

bum cringe 

When something is so cringeworthy that is makes the cringe run down your spine to your arse.

That was so embarrassing it gave me a bum cringe.

bum cringe by pinksalamander May 11, 2009

bum yawn 

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

bum yawn by original jimster June 30, 2009

Bum quake 

To let off a big fart or to break silence with a fart.
"who just did that fart?"

"who just did that fart?"
"that was me, I prefer the term bum quake or anal quake"

Bum quake by Rrraaapp February 10, 2010

bum technology 

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.

"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"

bum technology by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010

bum snogger

a person who sucks up to those in power; ass kisser, brown noser

ugh, did you hear Tom with the new supervisor - he even bought him lunch. What a bum snogger!

bum snogger by punkyrocker June 10, 2010