a book

what you should be reading instead of being on the internet

An example of a book:
Animal Farm, which is my personal favorite

by Surly-U-Jest January 20, 2009

Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

The Book of Mormon

The most wonderfully vulgar and awesome Broadway musical ever written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" fame.

I'm trying so desperately to get tickets to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway, but they're sold out way into summer.

by pseudonym#5783644785 August 6, 2011

Linking Book

A linking book is a book of roughly 300 to 500 pages that provides a bridge between ages, it allows people to transit distances that are not normally measurable (To the extent of alternate words.) Their destinations may or may not conform to the laws of physics that are understood. The book is always left behind when a person links through it.

"Have you written a linking book for your age yet?"
"No."
"You should, I would like to see it."

by Tehl Nahvah Teegtahn September 27, 2005

Mac Book

A shit computer that is overpriced

Person: Man apple's next mac book is $2000 dolars

by Grand Dad Fart June 14, 2018

The Arban's book

1. A complete method for trumpet and cornet written by french cornetist Jea-Baptiste Arban in 1864. It contains hundreds of the most commonly known studies for trumpet and cornet, as well as several of the most famous cornet solos ever written. It is considered by many to be the most definative book for studying the trumpet.

2. A book that you will become all to familiar with if you chose to study the trumpet through college, and will sap away at your social life.

1. After spending hours alone in a practice room with the arban's book, the trumpeter was able to play through his jury piece with ease.

2. "Hey, do you want to go out tonight?"

"Sorry man, I have to go work on the Arban's book."

by jpdtrmpt72 September 6, 2009

The Jungle Book

A sex act involving a peer sliding a banana up one's anal cavity, followed by allowing a live snake to enter the cavity for anal stimulus. All while holding a stuffed bear softly whispering "I love you Baloo".

Last night was wild with Darren when he did The Jungle Book.

by WizardPouch January 30, 2019