Bert

noun: a woman that thinks she is incredibly sexy and kind but is actually poopy and gross and has herpes on her mouth.

“please let me back into the friend group. i don’t want to be a bert.”

by pinesbuttcheek February 9, 2020

jack berry

Is a small person who has a extremely squicky voice, can't fight and thinks everyone likes him,he has a small dick btw

Omg who is he,jack berry,he smells like Pauline burns

by The devil reincornated March 15, 2019

Dingle Berry But Lick

A person who licks a Piece of hard poop off another persons but hole

"Dude Shut up" Why dont you-you dingle berry but lick!

by Bryce Wright April 30, 2010

Gay Berry

Two guys on the side of a bike trail picking berries together and feeding them to each other.

There are some berries that we can pick together. "Yeah, those look like a good gay berry."

by Don The Vito July 21, 2006

Ju Ju Berry

A jewish afrodesiac used to arouse jewish women

I slipped that girl a Ju Ju Berry after that guys Barmitzfa

by C-Doggg April 30, 2007

Dangle Berry Stew

A large pile of shit that comes from an animals ass and it's all old and rotten.

Dylan: What in fuck's name is that horse doing?
Kyle: Shitting out some Dangle Berry Stew

by Kylowned December 28, 2005

glitter-berry eyes

refers to the way your pupils look when your tripping on LSD.

Jada told me that I had huge glitter-berry eyes.

by sky May 10, 2003