extreme beaver

n A person who is very good at nearly every extreme sport, they also look strikinly like a beaver.

Wow that buck-toothed kid who just pulled out a 900 is such an extreme beaver.

by C. J. Loftus April 10, 2007

skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

by CW Lang June 09, 2005

beaver believer

A individual with serious (sometimes fatal) psychiatric problems. Usually stems from a delusion that winning the pac-10 is possible. Almost always requires intensive medication and weekly medical intervention.

Hey Dawggg!! da beav just beat Montana Tech this is gonna be our year!! ... I'm a beaver believer!!

by Joe.long222 November 17, 2007

Giant Beaver

A beaver that grew too big to be called an almost-giant beaver, beaver or small beaver.

Student: ROFLMAO WTF its a giant beaver!!!!!
Teacher: I know, I put it there
Student2: WTF WTF WTFFFFFFFFFF! A small beaver
Teacher: WTFFFFFFFFFF argh!! That beaver is not wearing clothes
Student: ...

by UBERWAZU January 15, 2006

armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 02, 2010

Maple beaver

An American girl's vagina after she has sex with a Canadian man.

After Tyler had sex with Kelly he bragged to his friends about her Maple Beaver.

by Cdcdcdcd1 December 30, 2015

beaver-owl

Someone who is outrageously ugly, so ugly you cannot liken them to anything else.

' I dont care if Andy was that pissed, there's no way he should have shagged THAT beaver-owl! '

by WeeFace May 16, 2008