balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.

I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.

by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021

balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023

Hot Air Balloon

The phenomena in which a man is sitting on a typically non porous surface area such as a wooden chair, and unleashes a fart that instead of sliding out of the back, up the crack, it sneaks up the front and tickles the testes/ball sack. In some cases can elevate the sack if wearing loose clothing.

Prrrrtttt (fart)- Whoa! The hot air balloon came outta nowhere.

by Pigeonjuan December 19, 2020

Ballooned

When you embarrass someone so hard that it makes you explode in joy

I just ballooned all over him

by arthuriant February 4, 2021

ballooning

The act of inflating a balloon in ones rectum and his or her partner sucking the helium out.

Me and Ryan and Zane were ballooning last night.

by Anthony Dirty Sanchez February 22, 2010

Balloon Popper

When a girl (or guy with moobs) cuts their tits and then gives a titjob

"Yo I heard Phil got a balloon popper from Kacie"

"Yeah, she's a freak fr"

by mikehawk921087 February 3, 2025

Balloon girl

A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men

Oh god she’s checking him out. It’s probably a balloon girl.

by Mkb March 25, 2020