A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
Get the balloon goonmug. 1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
by Useless Man June 14, 2023
Get the balloon tearsmug. The phenomena in which a man is sitting on a typically non porous surface area such as a wooden chair, and unleashes a fart that instead of sliding out of the back, up the crack, it sneaks up the front and tickles the testes/ball sack. In some cases can elevate the sack if wearing loose clothing.
by Pigeonjuan December 19, 2020
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug. by arthuriant February 4, 2021
Get the Balloonedmug. by Anthony Dirty Sanchez February 22, 2010
Get the ballooningmug. by mikehawk921087 February 3, 2025
Get the Balloon Poppermug. A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men
by Mkb March 25, 2020
Get the Balloon girlmug.