ATAS

"All tactical and shit", pronounced ATAZ.

"Have you seen that new guy? That dude is
ATAS."

"Look at his gun, that sonnombitch is ATAS'd out"

by FNFNG January 20, 2009

Alaskan Snowplow

The two part act of (i) freezing a shit log in preparation for a night of anal sex, then (ii) while in the process of plowing a girl in the ass from behind, you pull your dick out and plow your icy log right up the girl's shit pipe. Extra points if you can manage to get a picture/video of the girl shitting out your shit. I don't mean to dookie on the previous definition, but it seems to resemble more the definition of a standard Hoover Maneuver.

Dude, why is one of your shit logs in the freezer? Oh, my bitch of a girlfriend is going to let me fuck her in the ass tonight, so I am going to stuff a frozen shit log up her ass and see how long it takes for her to notice she is being serviced by the Alaskan Snowplow.

by diaperbandit August 19, 2010

Alaskan Oil Exchange

It is preformed by two men placing their anuses together. One of the men proceeds to poop forcing the poop from his anus into the other mans. The other man then poops the other mans poop onto his chest.

Gay dude 1: Would you like an Alaskan Oil Exchange?
Gay dude 2: Why yes. I love poop.

by Party Master 42069 July 31, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing it and forcing your girlfriend to use it as a dildo.

Dude 1: Yo dude I gave my bitch an ALASKAN PIPELINE last night.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.

by tbrmrg November 5, 2009

Alaskan Eye Patch

The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye

Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation

by jizbitch August 16, 2010

Alaskan TelePrompTer

Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.

Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"

by Kaptcirk February 8, 2010

Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.

He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010