alex rodriguez

1) Baseball's biggest prostitute.

2) Steinbrenner's most valued ho.

Alex Rodriguez is a ho.

by Cezero June 1, 2004

Alex Dick

A noun. A very large, attractive, enticing, and addicting, huuuuge penis.

Alex Dick is so s3xy

by Faintear April 23, 2016

Alex

A god, superior to all... He is known for his extraordinary sex moves and the way his dick goes up like an elevator. He makes everyone envy him.

Harder, Big Daddy Alex... Harderrr...

by TheBestDefinitioner69 December 4, 2017

Alexandra

Alexandra, is someone who can only be defined as a goddess. She is flawless with her spicy booty. She is magnificent and can perform miracles with mascara. Usually she will have dazzling eye makeup to go with her spiffy style, but can become very jealous of another girl very easy, sometimes of even boys. Alexandra is expensive and can be dramatic at times, but usually is her usual organic, zippy self. This girl can drink a lot, loves drugs, and is gorgeous well she does all of this. She is someone who is upfront with everything, so if someone is pissing her off, she will go straight up to them and deck them in the face. Alexandra is enchanting, usually found passed out somewhere naked. She hates to be alone, and can stay wake with a friend no matter what. This is why Alexandra is the best friend anyone could ever have, she is the silly to my billy. ♥

P.s Unfortunately Alexandra likes to act too crazy sometimes resulting in her being sent to live in Bum-Fuck Nowhere, Alberta.

Melissa: hello miss Alexandra,

Alexandra: hola amigo
Melissa: have you had something to drink this afternoon?
Alexandra: its five o’clock somewhere,

:)

by billy♥ May 29, 2009

Alex

The name given to a person whose greatness is unparallelled, and whom no mere mortal can hope to match. Someone who is so awesome that they are super-human.

I couldn't possibly hope to be as amazing as Alex. He's truly a god.

by wivs July 18, 2009

Alex Rodriguez

The most overpaid karate blackbelt in professional baseball today.

Game 6 of the ALCS - hack hack hack...

by Pablo, King of the Spaniards October 23, 2004

Alex

He/she are truly one of the greatest friends you will have. They can be sarcastic at times but they are very loveable. They are one of the funniest people who you will ever meet. They aren't very sensitive most the time but they can be at the right times. If it is a girl they will love you non stop and they will always remind you that you are amazing and always boost your self confidence. If it is a boy they will cherish your friendship and never betray you.

You should really get an Alex

by Analpadildo May 17, 2016