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Central African Republic

The best country ever. The absolute best. The people here are pvre 89 ft tall ultra mega strong gigachads BVLLS like greghannison. 56ft cock average. We are way better than dumb Uz*ekistan. Uhh I’m vomiting at the mention of the name. Uzbekistan is so dumb and gay. It is literally the dumbest and gayest country on earth. I hate Uzbekistan. Mother fuck all Uzbekistan and kill all Uzbekistan. Genocide Uzbekistan and nuke it. Bosnia too. But not Bolivia. Bolivia is ok.
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south african scratch

This is what happens when your friend goes to South Africa and hooks up with a girl name Towamba. Slight burning sensation.
step back...he's got the South African scratch.
by Lil' Reg November 10, 2004
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african wrist watch

when a guy takes his dick and wraps it around his wrist and asks someone what time it is.
Brent showed Kelsey his african wrist watch at a house party.
by mally June 6, 2005
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african jumpball

n. a sport involving getting a medium sized round orange ball into a hoop 10 feet high. this game is primarily dominated by those of African descent
Suburban Wigger 1: cho dawg, watcha wanna dues today?
Suburban Wigger 2: yo yo yo, i just wanna chill 'n' play some african jumpball yo
Suburban Wigger 1: ya boi, but we ain't got no n***ers in her'
by stuck_in_the_suburbs June 13, 2005
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Forward Aerial

Fair

A Smash Bros slang evolving from fair, f-air, forward aerial
I hate that stage man!
I like it but forward aerial
by giimax January 6, 2019
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African Hickey

Ampolla africana...or...African Hickey, is a term used to describe a sore or lesion caused by HIV or AIDS.
Q: What is that nasty, bleeding sore on your neck?

A: Ah...yeah, that is an African Hickey.
by rumprangerrr July 18, 2007
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African Man-Dangler

A sacrifice in which you inject your arm into the ass of the person you're sacrificing. Through the insides, you pop their eyes out and dangle them high in the air.(Usually performed on pygmys and midgets).
I watched an African tribe perform African Man-Dangler rituals on their weak. God bless USA
by Red Mike January 18, 2009
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