When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
by ThePaintSquad May 10, 2024
Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared
Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”
by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019
Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.
The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
by Profess sore October 01, 2022
Act like Paul Sataday is a New Zealand spin off of the American show Saturday night live. Act like Paul Sataday however does not have structured sketchs in place like Saturday night live does, it merely has a bunch of people in a room taking cheap shots of anyone near by with the name paul were they try act like them in a sarcastic manner. Act like Paul Sataday debuted to New Zealand audiences on Tv3 earlier this year, it recieved critical success in which it scored a nine out of ten in the Tv guide. It came as a surprise to many that it had more viewers than the other most viewed show in New Zealand "Outragous Fortune". With the new show having been such a success there a rumours circulating of a new spinn off called Act like Aaron August which is set to start shooting late 2010 and is set to air in August 2011. Act like Aaron August will be all through August as opposed
Act like Paul Sataday which is only on saturday.
Act like Paul Sataday which is only on saturday.
** Example of a sketch on Act like Paul Sataday **
Boff- Im Paul and my cars Fucked without papers.
Aaron- Im Paul and I have crabs
Brian- Ill fuckn smash you if you do that again
Aaron- Im a minge
Boff- I Have facial herpes
Boff- Im Paul and my cars Fucked without papers.
Aaron- Im Paul and I have crabs
Brian- Ill fuckn smash you if you do that again
Aaron- Im a minge
Boff- I Have facial herpes
by Roberto Fury September 08, 2010
by kordsamt March 24, 2010
A much needed but not yet implemented act of us congress where one or the other of major political us parties is skipped every four years.
Since my party rotation act rotation act is based on the crop rotation of European medieval agriculture it would work like this: if in 2028 we have a republican on the ballot and they win then don't run in ' 32, in '32 we would choose between a Democrat and an independent. If in '32 let's say the democrats win (and supposing we have only 8 years consecutive) then in 2040 we would choose between a republican and an independent. If the independent wins in 2040 then by 2048 we have a democrat and republican running for office again.
by Sexydimma November 23, 2024