Apple

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Apple Fan: I got a iPhone 4S it better than you stupid android phone.

Smart Person: I've got a LG Nitro HD which has a bigger screen and didn't require a .5 revision to have a faster cpu and 8MP camera.

Apple Fan: Kill the nonconformist!

Smart Person: Please go away from me.

Apple Fan: All hail the iFührer!

by Lord Kangaroo May 17, 2012

Apple Computers

A term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating.

Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet."

Pot & kettle? It's also amusing that he assumes that everyone who dislikes it is "poor". I guess he's just a moronic spoilt little nerd.

by nameless345435 December 6, 2006

apple bottom

nicely shaped booty

My girl's got that apple bottom. Especially in those jeans!

by vonnie June 21, 2003

apple ass

An ass that is shaped like an apple.

A complement given to someone with a nice ass

Blank has an apple ass that drives his girlfriend crazy

by 123321 August 2, 2004

Apple Man

A male who likes to stick apples up his anus.

"Dude don't eat that apple it's been used by the Apple Man."

by BistoYeti December 17, 2008

sweet apple massacre

A family friendly story fit for all ages that includes your favourite MLP:FiM characters. Such as Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Big Macintosh.

Brony1: Hey man, have you read Sweet Apple Massacre?
Brony2:Nope.
Brony1: Good.

by Ur nan gay lol February 20, 2018

Johnny Appleseed

A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.

"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

by Bolo919 April 13, 2009