Apple Product

Something that is way to overpriced

That car is an Apple Product

by rickjm November 3, 2021

apple betty

The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.

I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!

by stoneythetiger November 19, 2015

Apple Charlie

The act of squatting over a sleeping person's face, and farting in their mouth.

I bet you Joe still tastes the apple charlie that Brian Gave him after he passed out last night

by PAROOSH October 26, 2010

imaginary apple

To "shine an imaginary apple" is to be pleased with oneself.

Person 1 "Someones happy"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Someguy just shined his imaginary apple"

by Samuraisony October 2, 2006

Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020

Apple Ring

Apple Ring (Noun:)

When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.

"Dude, I fucked your mom so hard she got an Apple Ring!"

by /-\ /-\ October 12, 2008

Apple Jackin

The act of grabbing or smacking an apple bottom booty

"Yo, You see that girl over there wit tha Apple Bottom."

"Hell yea, tht butt sho is ripe dawg, Im finned to go ova there and do sum APPLE JACKIN."

by Mr. Apple Jack March 5, 2008