Jason Alexander

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wow you are a gods gift that means you are very Jason Alexander

by Little kitty straight cat December 2, 2019

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Alexander B

A kid with a massive fucking cock. I’m not even joking. HUGE ASF. I wanna suck him off, but he lives across the country. Anyway, did I mention that he has a nice dick? He’s so fucking hot man, I wanna be railed by him mmmmm cock

Alexander B has massive ballsacks bro

by Pussylipslollol August 4, 2021

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alexander

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.

do you know alexander?

of course i do.

well i have a crush on him!

everybody does! don’t you know that?

oh! but who does he like?

not u ur a pick me-

by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022

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