Almond Joy

When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off.
Female version of this is a "Mounds"

Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy.

by malcum ex November 22, 2010

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Almira

Almost is a girl's name, almiras are bad actors and can't sing. This name normally is given to lesbians.

"Almira can't sing."

by Defenitions1 December 17, 2017

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almund joy

a fine ass dime piece, males only

Whaddup almund!! You fine and sexy...

by Lucky February 18, 2004

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almond breezed

After eating a copious amount of almonds, farting into a person's face during sex.

Dude, last night was awesome, my girl almond breezed me!

by PotatoOle May 24, 2010

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THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AGAIN!!!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 24, 2022

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