Wog Wanking

Wog wanking is the term of an overly Australian man or woman masturbating furiously over morally heartbreaking things.

Oi cunt, what'd you do last night?

Oh I was just Wog Wanking.

Mate, you need to fucking stop.

by Undeniably Fucked Up October 10, 2016

German wank

A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body

Man, that Tiffany is mental, all she would do is German wank me the other night

by Currant bunman May 24, 2015

wank regret

When you finish masturbating and realise that what you just jerked to was extremely odd.

You’re not you when you’re horny. NoFap. Don’t bust a nut.

“Mate, I went onto the Rule 34 website last night. I saw some shit.”
“I bet that was a serious case of wank regret.”

by Y’know we stay t1tty December 18, 2017

Alpha Wank

When a male has a wank staring at himself in the mirror, usually accompanied with positive remarks "you're a fuckin good looking bastard"
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.

Bro I had the best alpha wank last night, I feel real alpha today from it

by M3n1s January 11, 2022

Ass Wank

When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus

Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good

by Superbankai April 26, 2016

Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be

Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*

by Lezo August 25, 2021

Angry wank

To completely explode and spew ones anger in the face of an unwitting person

Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.

by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018