Ass Goblin

Ass Goblin. A thin typically loud douche bag that sits next to me in class.

"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"
"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"
by Doc111 August 11, 2009
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Ass Goblin

The art of a straight man indulging in the fine art art of anal sex with either a man or a woman.A fetish or obession.A person that loses all sense of pride when it comes to ass.
The other night Don and I went drinking,got wasted and passed out back at Don's.I woke up in the morning with a unplesant surprise of Don trying to push his jell-o like dick in my ass.Upon explanation Don confessed he can't help himself he is a ass goblin and just likes ass of all kinds.
by Jellybabyking November 15, 2005
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Goblin Mode

Spontaneous twitter space hosted by goblins for humans in celebration of revealing a new goblin technology.

Often accompanied by grunting, burping, farting and occasionally manic laughter.
"ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤGGGₕₕₕₕₕ gₒbbₗᵢₙₛ GₒBₗᵢₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₛ"
"dₒwₙ dₒwₙ ₜₒ gₒbₗᵢₙ ₜₒwₙ"
"Wᵃᶻᶻᶻᶻᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵖ"
"ₕᵤₑₕᵤₐₕₑgₑₕₐg"

"I am going full goblin mode"
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crotch goblin

Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.
Jesus, I can't believe Steve botched the Henderson account! What a total crotch goblin!
by J to the Action August 13, 2003
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arse goblin

wombat, yoralla cunt, fooly sik re deejay

see also shitcunt
wombat, u are an arse goblin
by yo mumma January 20, 2004
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crotch goblin

One who is particularly fond of balls, dicks, and pussys.
Tony is a fucking crotch goblin, look at him perving around in the panites isle at walmart
by Döug March 30, 2006
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