toss a beat

To mastubate, beat off, jack off, beat the bishop, rub one out and so on

After I saw those two girl's I had to go to the shitter so I could toss a beat.

by Dave buttox May 18, 2004

Beat-up

A news story that has been written in such a way to make it appear more dramatic or sensational than it actually is.

Typically accompanied by an attention-grabbing headline.

That story of a man giving birth was a beat-up.

by _Steve March 18, 2009

lob beats

for a member of the male gender to give himself pleasure to the point of orgasm; whereby his 'beats' are 'lobbed'.

Smaug the Hawg is known to lob beats from time to time.

by jabe February 15, 2005

Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion

No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.

by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009

beat it and skeet

The act of fucking someone but have no intentions of a relationship

Paul only used ole girl to beat it and skeet.

by 😎🅿️💦 January 4, 2017

kill the beat

To have rythm with or dance along to a beat

Yo that bboy just killed that beat
He can totally kill the beat

by I cant think of any names bro June 12, 2019

Beating on Asians

Snowboard/skiing term: Hitting the slopes.

Hew spent the weekend at the snow, beating on Asians.

by Slopeface July 14, 2019