soccer momification

/noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.

/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify

(past tense): soccer momify

Person A: Did you know about the soccer momification of Jungkook?
Person B: What the fuck bro

by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021

soccering

the action of playing soccer

yea, they were soccering the ball

by thatsagreeeeatword June 15, 2022

National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.

Guy: What day is it?

Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

by graeme Cock January 13, 2023

soccer hole

A groupie who only goes after soccer players and those associated with soccer players.

Have you seen Latasha recently she is such a soccer hole.

by Tatertotters March 30, 2014

Clothespin Soccer

N. soccer with a clothespin.

Steven! lets play some clothespin soccer!

by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011

The Soccer Method

The Soccer Method refers to any extreme measures taken to "wake up" a large group of people to let them know about the current situation of their country, city, and area of residence.

The government used the soccer method on the people of south korea, and now they are one of the most hardworking countries.

by DarkMaster01 January 21, 2024

clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 03, 2007