Pickled Abs

The phenomena in which an individual is able to maintain a well defined six pack all year long or indefinitely.

Just like preserving food from rotting, but having ripped abs is well preserved to prevent adipose tissue (fat cells) from taking over.

Jenna Haze: OMG, Rachel look at that bald juicehead walking down the boardwalk his lean, ripped abs are mesmerizing.
Rachel Starr: Oh I know that guy, we made several scenes together. Everytime we did it his abs has always been ripped.
Jenna Haze: I want his pickled abs!

by Hipster Juice August 04, 2011

Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.

Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*

by Ferdinando May 19, 2007

Pickle jar

used to describe a place full of men

Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.

by Rob June 10, 2004

Pickle Smoocher

Supposedly straight men who actually relish watching American Idol

Hey, who else misses American Idol? Not me you pickle smoocher

by Gtnwood June 10, 2008

dickle pickle

a bad situation.

I was in such a dickle pickle yesterday, I'm surprised I got out of it.

by pikl October 18, 2010

making a pickle

The act of a lonely woman using a large cucumber as a substitute for a man's penis for her sexual pleeasure.

Where is Mary? She's up in her room making pickles

by pbrown August 13, 2005

Death Pickle

Any motorcycle with a displacement of 1000cc or greater.

Or

Any motorcycle that surpasses an individuals experience and/or expertise to ride.

GSX1300R "Hyabussa"
CBR1000
Ducati 919

"Bra... that bikes a little powerful for you ain't it? I mean... you been riding a week and all... it's kinda a Death Pickle idn't it?"

by schimschone March 12, 2005