bob job

1. Battery operated buddy (vibrator) job

2. (If used in Northern Indiana) sucking someone off while playing with their balls and asshole... Butt :O<==8 Balls job

1. Person 1: Hey... anyone seen Brittany?
Person 2: She's probably at home giving herself a bob job

2. Hooker: twenty dollars I suck ya dick. Twenty-five I play wit yo' balls and suck ya dick. But, for thirty... its a full out bob job baby.

by Cookamus Maximus June 11, 2006

ankle job

1. When someone sexually rubs his/her/a foot on your ankle (socks optional but discouraged). Can be used in lieu of a footjob. Also known as an "AJ."

While you are standing in the hallway in Vegas outside your new Mexican wife's hotel room at 4am and you can't go in the room because her aunt and sister-in-law and child from New Mexico are sleeping in the room, and the Mexican woman is telling you that she wants to become a nurse but she's unsure if she can "do it" but you encourage her and say that if she puts her mind to it, she can do anything! During this exchange, she gives you an ankle job. You are reassuring and you promise to write her a letter and possibly send her child a "Penn State" t-shirt for her child. You contemplate this seriously on your flight home.

by dsausage May 12, 2009

nail job

When some chic uses her finger nails to stroke you cock.

This bitch gave me a nail job and I blew a load so huge i was dry for a week.

by josh_tardo July 16, 2006

stump job

A handjob from a person with no fingers.

Example 1: "What a wicked stump job from that amputee!"

Example 2: "What a weak stump job from that amputee! Not satisfied."

by real SMC July 21, 2006

h job

An h job is a hand job

hay lisa you wanna give me an h job. or
man that h job was fantastic

by matt waldrop February 11, 2009

Rock Job

An exclamation, which, when used in conjunction with "get a" can often be used as a replacement to, "Fuck off!"

"Hey Zombie, get a rock job!"

by My pseudonym is October 21, 2012

nigger job

A menial task, usu. a particular duty rather than one's entire job

I love being a bartender; I just hate taking out the trash, cleaning the shit and come out the men's room, and all the other nigger jobs I have to do after closing.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008