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An h job is a hand job
hay lisa you wanna give me an h job. or
man that h job was fantastic
by matt waldrop February 10, 2009
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Jun 22 Word of the Day
Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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acronym for: homeless-guy jacking it on a bus
used most commonly in intercity settings,
to describe hobos masturbating on the buses,
although it can be used to describe them on subways as well.
buses happen to be more common
wife: honey, what's wrong?
husband: awe there was another goddamn HJOB on
the bus home from work today
wife: that blows, those fuckers are creepy! did he cum on you?
husband: nah, not this time. but, i'll kill the next HJOB that does!
by sir nathaniel August 01, 2008
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