phantom friends

A sudden illusion of being amidst friends in the middle of one’s stark and sad aloneness during this time of COVID-19.

While I was reading I looked up at all of my phantom friends who appeared right out of the blue and felt immediately comforted.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020

friend chips

A virtual collection of "chips" you collect by doing favors for friends.

Brian: Dude, can you help me move out of my house this weekend?

Dave: I will, but that will cost you 12 months worth of friend chips.

by LakeStevensBA March 20, 2009

Squeaky Friends

Young children we all love.

Hey squeaky friends, want to play roblox?

by sora senpai September 9, 2020

Friend Dumped

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.

Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."

by Zelophehad August 21, 2010

Friend of Aslan

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.

It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.

by hlots11 December 26, 2011

McBoy Friend

A boy that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to him, because he is so good. (Im lovin' it)

My mcboy friend is so hot my husband would be pissed.

by MC JOEY II January 6, 2011

dumb friends

A group of people that get along well and will know nothing in the worldddd.

Yo those people together are suck dumb friends!

by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020