When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass

Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj May 10, 2018

Retarded cancer

A fascist.

That fucker is a retarded cancer on humanity as we know it.

by time to die ya filthy animal December 27, 2023

mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial

Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Cancer

Cancer's are very amazing people and are very sweet. They are some of the best in bed and best kissers. Cancer's also need their own space to breathe and think.

I am a Cancer and I love being a Cancer.

by Tay19 October 16, 2020

feces cancer

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...

Daniel has feces cancer from the flood

by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018

Cancer

They are the best ever people you'll ever meet....they can be COLD af and can knock you out...is a bad bitch with great sense of fashion and has a nice heart...many of them aren't crybabies it's just we can't hide our emotions...and it's also good to let it out as we don't need to feel bad after recalling the moment...always support a Cancer man/woman.

A:- Hey did you see her??
B:- Whom?

A:- That bad ass lady with great sense of fashion and got a savage mouth.
B:- Yup...maybe she is...

A:- A CANCER
B:- A CANCER

by All about Cancer sign January 21, 2022