hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchu

niggerchu is great pet to keep at home he is good at bj's,hand jobs,lick outspend calpol

hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchus u can give them anal also would like u good house nazi bin truck

by cancer mlg shittywok snoop dog October 20, 2018

When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass

Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj May 10, 2018

cancer

1. feminists

2. fran, (and the rest of those types of name bf thing)
3. this website

cancer

by jimmy_mom:D August 12, 2022

Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019

Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

by matèeeeee September 11, 2016

Cancer

1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.

3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.

1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.

2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH

3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021