king butter

Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis

Person 1: Man he's got a great back squat
Person 2: yeah but King Butter has a micro-penis

by Super Rat 123 August 27, 2017

crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

Butter weave

When a Black women has long blonde weave or awig in or on her head.

Damn dat black girl at the bar got dat butter weave on her head.

by ghetto_gunslinger May 27, 2010

Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.

yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.

by DonSlappy November 2, 2011

Butter Challenge

When you get a stick of refrigerated butter, shove it up your anus, and wait until it melts all the way. If any solid butter falls out, you must eat it.

Fuck dude my PiKapp PM made us do the fucking butter challenge last night. I can still feel the grease in my colon.

by Shmelvdog March 31, 2022

butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.

While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.

by Jahollin July 14, 2015

rudder butter

The frothy mix of semen and lubricant created when one ejaculates and then uses said ejaculate as fresh lubricant for a second jack session.

After I splooged in that Dennys bathroom I got a creamy batch of rudder butter going on cause I had to go for round two.

by Thenineteen December 13, 2015