18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.

"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."

by mcb1971 September 4, 2013

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18 And Life with Johnny

The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”

Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!

B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?

by Bundty September 13, 2023

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February 18 2020

Guys named Jackson, must ask girls named Sophia out.

Sophia: Hey Jackson guess what day it is. Its February 18 2020 baby.

Jackson: Oh no. Sophia will you go out with me?

by The person who made this. February 17, 2020

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1-18-08

Some strange movie that know one knows of, well thats me, but there are rumors that this 'Movie' is called Cloverfield. If you hadn't seen the trailer there are a lot of videos just search it.

I was just watching transformers and waiting for it to come on then came the strange Trailer it was real exiting the audience were waiting for a name but it just said 'Producer: J.J.Abrams' then '1-18-08'

by Faul August 26, 2007

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