When you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a substitute for having a shower. The maoriness of the maori shower will double if you do it in the supermarket using one of the cans on the shelves and then put it back without paying for it once you're done.
Person 1: "Ohhhhhhh g the water got turned off but all good I'll just crank out a maori shower"
Person 2: "You disgust me"
Person 2: "You disgust me"
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In anticipation of a wedding, the bride's friends gather to give gifts, which consist primarily of dildos. This can lead to a somewhat inappropriate display of affection.
In the words of the best man, Eli Porter:
"See, I'm a legend over the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donald at a bisexual bridal shower"
"See, I'm a legend over the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donald at a bisexual bridal shower"
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The act of spraying fabreeze, Glade, or any god damn air freshener you want, all over yourself, making sure to make a real shower out of it...
The reason being is because you reek of weed.
Enjoy Niggas,
Fatt-e
The act of spraying fabreeze, Glade, or any god damn air freshener you want, all over yourself, making sure to make a real shower out of it...
The reason being is because you reek of weed.
Enjoy Niggas,
Fatt-e
1. "Damn Nigga, You smell like you just boxed the scrape scrape"
"Let me get a hood shower son"
2. "Whos Been Smokin Hella Blunts?"
Quick Pimpin, Let Me Get A Hood Shower
3. "Damn Nigga, why are you all wet?"
Hood Shower Nigga, Hood Shower
"Let me get a hood shower son"
2. "Whos Been Smokin Hella Blunts?"
Quick Pimpin, Let Me Get A Hood Shower
3. "Damn Nigga, why are you all wet?"
Hood Shower Nigga, Hood Shower
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Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
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Harry: its 2am
Lauren: yeah i know
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "2am shower"
Harry: its 2am
Lauren: yeah i know
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "2am shower"
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