November 9

Give Seth your clear glasses day

Maggie- Oh! It’s November 9th I should probably give Seth my glasses!

by Skims so November 8, 2021

the letter 9

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallow.

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallowed is called the letter 9

by Killerboy 52 Milton February 23, 2017

9/11

where a building crashes into a plane

9/11 is wak

by hxnzzibsg8dbxshb xuybas dygw 8 December 28, 2019

October 9

National horny/nudes day.

Hey babe u know what today is?
No what is today?

October 9.

Oh I got u

by Justarandomppl October 9, 2021

9-11

When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.

*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023

December 9

National give your girlfriend affection day!❤️

Gf: Babe I want affection.
Bf: Hold on I’m busy
Gf: too bad it’s December 9

by 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂!😫🥵😩🤤 December 7, 2020

9 juni

9 juni Are the strong people born

Sometimes they are weird and crazy but that's the best thing about them.

Mine best friend i 9 juni and she is the best ever

by Lollypop345 November 24, 2021