Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating

$35 for jonking late mate in the studio

by necobunny August 7, 2024

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown

Had an undeclared sly

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown- Spoon

by Millers1995 August 9, 2024

Prime Mates

Prime numbers that produce another prime number when they intimately come together—for example, when primes 2 and 3 have fun together, they produce the prime 23.

Among the first 23 primes, guesstimate what percents of them are potential prime mates.

by Numerati August 12, 2024

saw mate

Another way to say hi hello,hola, etc....
It has the word mate which means pal or friend and saw which in this sentence means longtime no see. I know it doesn't make much sense but it's honestly just funny to say

Saw mate, how's it going

by Famonporf January 27, 2023

Whom-mate

The word to use instead of "sibling" to emphasize that is all we have in common or to do with each other now.

"No I don't have any brothers and sisters, I cut contact with them. We are only Whom-mates"

by 2ndpeehole January 29, 2023

Relay-Mate

The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?

Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023

Soz mate

“Soz mate” a UK graffiti term used for when an artist vandalises another artists painting as is caught.

The culprit with often start spouting “soz mate” and shake everyone’s hands

Artist 1: Oi did you go over my painting?!

Artist 2: Soz Mate let me shake your hands!

by Wolf.circles February 5, 2023