Hate-mates

Hating your roomates

God i need to move away from my hate-mates

by anonymous May 2, 2020

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

Fucking cheers mate

A way to say thank you in a good manner

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"

by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

nah mate see ya

An exit interview strategy applied to employers who are mentally handicapped and require assistance understanding the basics of people management. While exiting a companies employ, you should employ the “Nah mate, see ya” as your exit interview strategy. A standard exit interview interaction would go along these lines:

Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door

I gave my old boss a bit of the old “Nah mate see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”

by honneamise September 5, 2021

Club Mate

Club Mate is not that supporting pal that helps you out, whenever you party to hard. It‘s more like your life-saving elixir. If you are young, knackered and living in a bigger town like Berlin this is your go-to drink for EVERY occasion. You take your little bottle literally everywhere. To the park, the museum and even to family reunions. Everybody loves Mate. Everybody needs it.

A: I‘m so knackered.
B: Just go and grab yourself a CLUB MATE, you will instantly feel better!

by ale.ginger May 18, 2023

Relay-Mate

The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?

Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023