A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.
Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
by cantahope July 26, 2022

The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.
by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022

He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls
by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022

Jona is litterally a gay boy. He’s so nice to other people on the outside but hates people on the inside. Jona is a boy who loves to talk about other people he don’t like and is always kind when he meets them in person. Jona is a very nice guy who will always be there in your darkest times. He’s a friend you are greatful to have!
Jona is a gorgeous Human ;)
Jona is a gorgeous Human ;)
Jona is Gay
by simsibimsi November 23, 2021

by bergarten March 2, 2018

You are such jonas
by Jamy vardy April 6, 2020

by What do you want from me February 11, 2021
